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United States Crayon Eaters is a U.S. Marine Veteran-owned brand, focused on the joke that Marines are "Crayon Eaters". While many of our products are tailored towards the avid crayon consumer, there are plenty of other Marine-based parodies, ranging from the well-known to old-school gems. We will always try to keep our prices low because we know the struggle of making next to nothing while paying off your brand-new Camero you got when you first hit the Fleet.

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We will also be putting new clothing designs and products in the store constantly, so make sure to keep an eye out for new releases! Thanks again for shopping with us!